This isn’t just a tee, it’s a state of mind. One where you’re always alert, chill, and just one step ahead of that awkward conversation or unexpected doorbell ring. Inspired by legendary sitcom wisdom and sushi puns, this oversized beauty brings zen to your wardrobe and smirks to your squad.

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Why You Need It:

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  For full-body relaxation and mind-level alertness.

  
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  Because being “in tune” never goes out of style.

  
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  Best worn when you sense something's fishy.

  
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Vibe Check: Monk-level chill with sitcom energy.